If you have a digital skill, create a portfolio, write a kickass cover letter, and get your
resume
up.
Create a clean gmail, with good signatures.
Clean your social media.
Go to Indeed, or other platforms, apply jobs posted within the last 3 days.
There's more. But e go work.
(Inside Kabiyesi's palace)
Me: *reaches for the dodo on the table*
Oloye Balogun: *slaps my hand* Where did you take Kabiyesi to?
Me: Spain.
Ifa priest: Shut up! Ifa said Kabiyesi is inside Sahara Desert!
Me: If you know that one, why are you now asking me?
It’s now 9:30pm in Nigeria.
Leave that indomie.
Leave that moimoi.
Leave that soup.
Leave that rice.
Leave that cake.
Leave that cornflakes.
Leave that soft drink.
Nkechi, leave that eba.
Gbenga and Chijioke, you too.
You are not a hoodlum.
Stop looting your kitchen at night.